|Hi i'm Rita and this is my tumblr for whatever i find interesting and amusing. Enjoy!|
You’re not even allowed to think about going down on a girl until you’ve cleaned that room of yours.
wine and cheese cuddlefest at my apartment
leave ur pants at the door
i dreamt i listened to maroon 5 and it posted my spotify activity on facebook and one of my high school friends unfriended me because of it
if I saw an adorable person’s photograph in an obituary and then read that they died in a car accident where two taxis crashed into each other I...
I will bruise your lips,
and scar your knees
and love you too hard.
I will destroy you
in the most beautiful way possible.
And when I leave,